The translation I get from http://translate.google.com is "Ride out this super-handsome [{Geigeresque Alien-inspired scary-as-Hell motercycle}]*, in front of people [{and Geeks and those fearing the Rapture or at least the Left Turn}] will automatically get out [{of the way of this body rending, soulcrunchng hellspawn}].
* Items in [{ }] added by me for entertaining and dramatic effect.
Originally from post by +Andytn Tsai here
